Bad boy

By dogdays - 10/11/2014 01:12 - Canada - Oshawa

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Today, I left my dog alone while I went to work, as usual. He usually hangs out in the big bay window that faces the street. Today he decided to steal my vibrator and chew it while sitting in the window. I can only imagine how many people walked by and saw it. FML
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DomiLove 26

Stupid dog! You make me look bad! (Courage the Cowardly Dog reference x))

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teapotrevolt 27

That is so mortifying..... Pets do some crazy things, I'm sorry OP...

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Jewey_McJewerson 8

Sorry OP but how could your pet get to wherever your vibrator was? You should keep it safe in a drawer somewhere

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apineapple 40

Some dogs can be smart enough to get into drawers.

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sweetbliss3 37

the only thing I can think about this is was it at least clean? maybe put your next one up a little better time.

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vaguelyconfused 3

Good god, who wouldn't clean a vibrator before they put it away? *shudder*

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IWishIWasObama 12

you deserve it. if a dog was able to get to it, you deserve it.

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MissBehavin77 18

Agreed. I never leave mine just laying around wherever.

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False_Stupidity 41

Then again, dogs can get into the weirdest places that you might not think they could get into.

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lord_meloetta 20

I bet you can make it seem like something else if you ask or someone asks you about it. FYL anyway though OP.

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allplayedout 20

If it's not veiny and realistic, maybe they'd just think it was an actual dog toy. I mean, from far away, who can really tell a blue silicone vibrator from a blue rubber bone? Ha, bone...I'll see myself out.

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RedPillSucks 31

What if it looks like a penis. Now neighbors thinks she feeds the dog with her ex-boyfriends body parts

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allplayedout 20

If it is realistic, that's a whole different ball game. Although if she has annoying neighbors, and they think she's a penis predator, hopefully all she'll need to do to shut them up hereafter is giggle a bit and give em the Forest Whitaker eye

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PengiPou 12

I guess you weren't the only one getting the vibrator wet

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ostfaiz 18

No please do not imagine, this imagination would lead you to an ****** ;) FYL

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captainsmegma 12

Have you not heard about dog treats. You can get them at the store, probably not at the one you bought your ***** at.

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tony1891 22

now imagine this dog was a Chihuahua.

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