Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML
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Today, in a bustling store, a woman waved at me. I didn’t recognize her but waved back enthusiastically and approached her. She frowned and said, “I was waving at my daughter.” Her daughter was behind me. A store clerk saw the whole thing and said, “Happens a lot to lonely people.” FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML
Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
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Ms_ValS 27
Well what are you waiting for OP? If what she's saying is true, this is your chance.
onlychildFTW 34
If she's your type why not? Worst that can happen is you never want to see her again. Although with the mother coming in often that could be awkward.
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Comments (50)
Ms_ValS 27
Well what are you waiting for OP? If what she's saying is true, this is your chance.
boating_guy 33
Waiting for? How about getting tested first. We're talking about wal mart here
cornyrob 33
Perhaps he is being propositioned because he DOESN'T fit that profile.
theamazingd 17
But is the potential mother in law really worth it???
FMLFreakShow 18
Why does this comment have so many likes? It's not funny, but it is rude, The OP probably isn't wimpy or nerdy and doesn't need a pity date.
onlychildFTW 34
If she's your type why not? Worst that can happen is you never want to see her again. Although with the mother coming in often that could be awkward.
milehigh52 22
I'm guessing if she was OP's type then this wouldn't be an fml.
JMichael 26
I think the FML is more that she called him the "wimpy nerd" type.
NeatNit 33
the customer can always use anpther lane, no biggie
Benmantha 31
Why not? You might end up dating her. :)
NeatNit 33
and if they get married, he can always remember that is all thanks to his type - the nerdy, wimpy type.
PencilTips 19
No its all thanks to the mother approaching him, if anything that phrase could have seperated then even further.
Nubsche 18
Go for it!
MrSarary 26
I don't know if you should feel flattered that you're good enough for her daughter or insulted about the 'whimpy nerdy'.
rozdawg 13
What are you waiting for?
chuchusheep 19
she obviously thinks you're the one for her daughter
MrSassypants 34
Next time you come in and she tries to hook you up with her daughter again you should do your best Napoleon Dynamite impression to show her what she is truly missing out on.
igg125 30
You've got moms approval
False_Stupidity 42
Even though she thinks your a wimpy nerdy type, you'll never know unless you try, so unless you already have a girlfriend, I say go for it and see how her daughter work out.