Intimacy: Backfired - FML

Backfired

By gir - 14/07/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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The key

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Honey, I'm home!

By Anonymous - 26/11/2025 20:00

Spicy

Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Spicy

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Top comments

drummerboy957six 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:23

that's awkward

KellyIsTheBest32 12

Friday 15 July 2011 1:26

are you 6?

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juston_p 1

Friday 15 July 2011 1:33

nooooo!!!

JenL_fml 7

Friday 15 July 2011 1:37

Once again... Scarred for life.

muhaidib 2

Friday 15 July 2011 1:39

no, you are ;P

Ricky0826 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:40

Ugh That's So Sad Dude

CallieCC 8

Friday 15 July 2011 1:40

Poor, OP. I almost got a little teary eyed because I feel so bad for you having to witness this.

evry1_luvs_butts 7

Friday 15 July 2011 1:42

wow r u scarred for life because of what u saw?

djmacncheeze 6

Friday 15 July 2011 5:25

NOPE.

mattstive 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:45

should have taken some pointers from your dad.

rogerover 19

Friday 15 July 2011 1:47

Your parents ROCK

ShananaginsLOL 13

Wednesday 3 April 2013 4:31

The bed

Shayton 12

Friday 15 July 2011 1:49

if you would have just got up and walked out I'm sure they wouldn't have noticed. if he was "brutally" dominating her.

EmyB_fml 8

Friday 15 July 2011 1:50

Lesson learned !

jayer_hooo 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:42

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Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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Today, my 15 year-old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

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Today, I offered to give my ex a ride home from work. He and I ended on good terms years ago, we just aren't compatible with each other. I dropped him off and not ten seconds later, he came back out looking sick. His fiancee was inside having sex with MY new boyfriend. FML

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Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML

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Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML

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Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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