Intimacy: Backfired

Backfired

By gir - 14/07/2011 19:35 - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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The key

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Honey, I'm home!

By Anonymous - 26/11/2025 20:00

Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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drummerboy957six 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:23

that's awkward

KellyIsTheBest32 12

Friday 15 July 2011 1:26

are you 6?

Comments

StudMuffinette 17

Friday 15 July 2011 1:50

FYL. I couldn't imagine having to witness my parents having sex... *shudders*

Weetart 8

Friday 15 July 2011 1:51

Holy shit, Op, you will be scarred for life. And you will not look at your parents the same way again.

Mudkip117 4

Friday 15 July 2011 1:51

Repress it. There, problem solved.

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Friday 15 July 2011 16:38

That'll just cause a tumor, don't you watch family guy?

619warrior281 5

Friday 15 July 2011 1:51

once they climax, jump out and yell surprise! if you do it before they finish, your just being rude.

Hockeyboy4280 18

Friday 15 July 2011 2:34

I'll take your advice.

dansco 24

Friday 15 July 2011 1:52

Think the joke is on you!

Vaginabutter 15

Friday 15 July 2011 1:55

bet you wont do that again.

ugotjewed 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:56

did u watch?

je_suis_fml 11

Friday 15 July 2011 2:34

That comment and your fml handle speaks volumes...

slimjadee8080 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:57

my little brother did the same thing to me.. he's 6 I'm 15. lucky me..

ugotjewed 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:58

u got brutally dominated?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 15 July 2011 2:49

By your dad?

evry1_luvs_butts 7

Friday 15 July 2011 2:52

dominated by ur dad...thats just wrong

Kiraro 0

Friday 15 July 2011 7:13

57 - Oddly enough, I have the immense urge to tell you to GTFO.

Someofthisisfunn 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:58

Been there

CaptainPickles72 18

Friday 15 July 2011 1:58

Every prank will suck when your mom and dad end up having a ****! Don't go pranking while your mom might be getting a spanking! Don't play a trick when your dad is using his dick! And..... I'm to lazy to come up with more.