Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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drummerboy957six 0
that's awkward
KellyIsTheBest32 12
are you 6?
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Comments (460)
StudMuffinette 17
FYL. I couldn't imagine having to witness my parents having sex... *shudders*
Weetart 8
Holy shit, Op, you will be scarred for life. And you will not look at your parents the same way again.
Mudkip117 4
Repress it. There, problem solved.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
That'll just cause a tumor, don't you watch family guy?
619warrior281 5
once they climax, jump out and yell surprise! if you do it before they finish, your just being rude.
Hockeyboy4280 18
I'll take your advice.
dansco 25
Think the joke is on you!
Vaginabutter 15
bet you wont do that again.
ugotjewed 0
did u watch?
je_suis_fml 11
That comment and your fml handle speaks volumes...
slimjadee8080 0
my little brother did the same thing to me.. he's 6 I'm 15. lucky me..
ugotjewed 0
u got brutally dominated?
redbluegreen 41
By your dad?
evry1_luvs_butts 7
dominated by ur dad...thats just wrong
Kiraro 0
57 - Oddly enough, I have the immense urge to tell you to GTFO.
Someofthisisfunn 0
Been there
CaptainPickles72 18
Every prank will suck when your mom and dad end up having a ****! Don't go pranking while your mom might be getting a spanking! Don't play a trick when your dad is using his dick! And..... I'm to lazy to come up with more.
MrSexyPants 14
...But the point is your mom's a kinky *****.
BandNerdLife 4
:'D