lprocter1982
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Asshats
Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3
"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
i2smart2trick 15
The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??
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Comments (141)
hateevryone 15
stupid people should not be allowed to hunt.
MerrikBarbarian 9
This is why I hate tourist hunters. I can't enjoy hiking when they are around because they can't shoot worth a damn. Hunters shooting at op need to go back to hunter safety and learn what a backstop is.
kingatowning 2
Must've watched that chuck testa commercial....
swinglifeaway123 8
It's what you get for scaring his deer off. I woulda done the same.
MissBBGoodGirl 0
Maybe he was aiming for an actual deer on the other side of your truck? lol
guitargoddess89 3
I like how you say "not by police" as if they go around shooting random people. Thanks -_-
KiddNYC1O 22
Someone loves you...
Xaviexis 6
I was going to try and be smart and make a Dick Cheney comment. It was actually smart (in the sense that it's obvious like how making sure you're not going to be hit by a car before you cross the street is smart). In fact, I had thought of the comment all by myself without any help before I checked and found out five people beat me to it. That's got to be sad when the thing you're remembered for as Vice-President is accidentally shooting someone.
HomeAl0ne 20
It was Halloween. God knows what costumes those sneaky bastards get into. Shoot first and look for antlers afterwards, that's my motto.
SalsaShark 2
"It's coming right for us!"
khat31 2
lol south park reffrence