lprocter1982
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Asshats
Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3
"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
i2smart2trick 15
The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??
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iluvcandy 7
He was trying to shoot you. Ever watch csi Miami, csi new York, crime scene investigation, criminal minds, etc?
hallow239 3
Must of been one of them ol drunken stories
Mabonga 12
you must have appeared horny
thatbigboy1016 8
There is a thing called hunter syndrome its were if you think a lot about deer you can basically mistake anything for a deer because your mind creates that image. I have had it multiple times and it is very dangerous
Dynamite73 25
Must've been Van Pelt from Jumanji
justindrew14 29
If you were not in Canada I would apologize for my cousins boyfriend. (He hasn't caught a deer in awhile and might have trouble remembering what they look like.)
Hotura 22
I wonder if they were related to a recent Vice President.
AwkwardBookworm 27
Should've gone to Specsavers
vitjoey4 14
Stupid ass hunter. I hunt. And it's super tough to mistake a human for an animal. Unless you just see movement and shoot the movement. In that case it's twice as likely you're not shooting at what you want and could be potentially dangerous