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Asshats

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??

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claysgurl09 5

Nah you was just makin too much noise and scaring the deer off and he got pissed, so ya

Nope, Chuck Testa

And Dick Chaine Strikes again!

It's because he didn't mistake you for a deer, OP. Be careful.

maybe he just didn't like you.. ya never know. lol

Nope, chuck testa.

maby he thought the dear whas driving the car hmm are you very hairy :D

Because the deer got smart and started wearing orange! Next time wear brown, a fake antler hat, and pants with white on the ass. No deer in their right mind would look like that this time of year.

You got shot at? And my FMLs don't get posted...god

Because your fml's are pure shite and full of grammar errors, and not true fmls. Heres one that you posted: "Today, I push a granny in muuddd, she pussshheee mee in 2 trafik, I deserv it. Fml"

maybe he didnt make a mistake