lprocter1982
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Asshats
Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3
"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
i2smart2trick 15
The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??
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Comments (141)
JoeySegner 3
It's lies like this that make hunters look bad
ohSNAPyall 27
How many points was that buck?
kristat 14
And what are you normally doing that would make you have to clarify that it wasn't the police shooting at you? Or are there just a bunch of rouge cops running around shooting innocent people in your town/city?
Bajee 10
Lmao is that what he told you? Trust me there was no mistake.
docscientist 10
That deer just done got up on two legs inna started haulin' out tha trash... Couldna believe mine eyes so I shot that personator n' stopped tha deer uprisin'.
Arch27 27
It's comin' right for us!
jaredofmo 22
He thought you were an alien. Or he just really doesn't like garbage men. ("$40 a month to haul of trash, who the heck do they think they are?")
THE_A_TEEN 28
That deer, it talks and walks? Like A MMAAAANNNN!?!?!?!?!?!?
littlericht 3
He should have gone to specsavers! Or you forgot to take his rubbish!
riskakitty 0
I'm fairly certain it's illegal to hunt that close to a road...