lprocter1982
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Asshats
Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3
"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
i2smart2trick 15
The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??
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Comments (141)
JukeboxValkyrie 19
OP never said the hunter was after deer. Perhaps he was after humans the whole time and used the deer excuse when he missed.
awagh666 14
OH DEER.... Someone had to make that joke
YayFlameWarz 9
I would have gone buck on him! No? *crawls into dark hole and sobs*
G97Alex 21
Don't cry 62 *gives cookie*
Mirorbo 27
Obviously this hunter was swigging a bit of moonshine.
Ecklcakes 15
Anyone know where Dick Cheney is right now?
SilentTreatment 7
This "shot at" incident now qualifies you for Thug Life!
gene818 13
Well, you're luck that hunter isn't a good one.
Freeze_fml 17
Trash fought back.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...are you *sure* he mistook you for a deer?
leadman1989 16
Did you put your seed in his daughter?
TurdTickler4eva 0
No but i did
leadman1989 16
Maury - "Turdtickler when it comes to the case of little Atwain lil wayne youtube murderface Fuentes... you ARE NOT THE FATHER!!"
perdix 31
With a name like TurdTickler, I think he could but his seed in your daughter without the chance of her having a baby. She might need an enema, though ;)
perdix 31
He's actually a serial killer who hunts gullible people. When he misses, he gives 'em the old "Oops, I thought you were a deer" routine. That seems to keep the cops from investigating and finding all the bodies in his freezer.
Fatalist_ 2
Or he could just start carring more than 1 round in the mag. Problem solved
iluvcandy 7
Csi Miami and criminal minds ohh yaaaa best shows EVVVEEEERRR!!!! I love csi Miami more though. Anyways whoever watches the shows knows they are crazy people out there that hunt humans :/