Health: As a treat

As a treat

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML

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Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

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Rushed off my feet

By Anja - 05/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good. Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.

betsymonty 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:05

And the worst part? A dog wouldn't get sick from a single M&M.

Comments

vee_baby 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 14:22

This FML just makes you sound like a fatass..

ShimmyPizza 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 14:26

YDI for eating off the floor. That's just nasty.

ineedadrink 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 14:45

YDI, 5 second rule.

audiogasmic 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 14:45

you couldn't tell the difference between a smooth, one-shaped candy and a rougher textured, legged animal? i'm glad you tried to stop your dog from eating what you thought was an M&M, but you should've thrown the thing away not eaten it.

moleypoley 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 14:48

i dont see why you had to EAT it though..

Piemonkey 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 14:57

Dogs DO NOT get sick off of chocolate. My dog loves it. Just don't give them too much and they're fine. If your dog gets sick off of one M&M, you should be more worried about all that other "dog food" crap you're feeding it.

stellarxx 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 15:00

Oh baby that sounds great!

tnf0920 9

Thursday 16 April 2009 15:03

First off a small M&M is not going to kill your dog, not even harm it, so you were a moron for snatching it off the ground before he could eat it. Secondly, you were even more of a moron to eat it...one because it had been on the floor and two you didn't even look at it.

effmalife 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 15:15

i did something like this wen i was REALLY little i saw soemthin on the ground that looked like part of a snack i had eaten earlier and i popped it into my mouth and then i realized it was part of a bug but i was like 5