Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
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Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
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yatoast 0
poor kid for having to endure the smell and sound of someone else poo
brookiebaby16 1
at least he's honest
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Comments (305)
yatoast 0
poor kid for having to endure the smell and sound of someone else poo
PixiiLuv 0
ohhhh shit! (pun intended)
devilyy 2
Thats what you get when youbtell a kid to always tell the truth!
XxXMetalChicXxX 0
I had diarrhea before at a campground and was only feet away from the toilet and I Shit all over the floor and darted, as I was leaving the custodian was coming in and I said "somebody made a mess." the look on her face was priceless!!! diarrhea sucks!
PixiiLuv 0
hahaha lol #31
jaymelaine 0
that REALLLLLLY sucks :/
Erindub 0
Its shit like this which makes me want to get my tubes tied. I'm soooo never having kids
illmatic2 16
^^^ Agree.
babygurly898 0
37 bitch
FFML_314 12
You have diarrhea often, 37?
xdeadxradiox 0
Hahaha That must be the case, #49! XD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eh, I don't really see a problem with that. Mommyhood comes with stuff like this. Public embarrassment isn't high on anyone's wish list, but once you have a kid, it's to be expected. Better to not have any if you don't want to accept all aspects of it.
chikskittle 0
lol!
iron_chefITALY 0
30 cuts herself
tserroforrest 0
Im on the toilet now! blah hahahahahahaha peeing...... (cheers)
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Pop That ass!