Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
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Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
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yatoast 0
poor kid for having to endure the smell and sound of someone else poo
brookiebaby16 1
at least he's honest
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Comments (305)
wetherguy 0
time to stop taking your child into the bathroom with you/ sharing personal information with your child
MonaLeFae 0
this is why there is a debate on procreation...in this case...i just don't know why i'd do it. lol
snowboard7 0
read something just like this a while ago
ediciusNJ 0
YDI for having a child who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut. A five year old should know better.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
You obviously don't have kids.
taradeborde87 3
You took your 5 year old son into the women's bathroom with you? YDI! He's too old for that, I'm sure the other women in there really appreciated you dragging him in with you. Seriously sick of people bringing their kids with them into the bathroom with them! 5 is old enough to wait outside the door, sheesh!
sammyjo06 14
Are you serious? Unless there are specific rules on the door, a mom (or dad) can bring the opposite gender child in if there's no one else to watch him. As long as the kid is pre-pubescent, I don't care at all if he's in there.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
So you would leave a five year old alone in a store for anyone to casually pick him up and walk away? I'm seriously sick of people abducting children, sheesh!
galevrspeeta 3
I feel sorry u do not deserve that I don't know why anyone would say u did I'm really sorry even though I don't even know u