Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was taking a walk, I heard a cyclist and so I wanted to move to the other side of the sidewalk for them. It turns out that I walked directly in front of them instead. Nearly scared them to death. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
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DaKillaMafia 2
Running over them would be just fine.
ahhbeex 8
I hope you're okay... But next time just stop. Or scream "Aaaahhh" the entire time. They'll move. Trust me.
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Comments (65)
val_159 1
Least it wasn't an ant's nest!
kamikrazy 6
Hill
guy24 9
How do you do that? Were you too scared to let them help you out of the bush? If they tried.
ahhbeex 8
I hope you're okay... But next time just stop. Or scream "Aaaahhh" the entire time. They'll move. Trust me.
RedPillSucks 33
So, this bush you fell into, What was her name?
rj33445 4
Ur such a lame
littlemsweirdo 12
Guess what else is lame? Your bad grammar.
ahhbeex 8
You're such a lame-o, even. Go back to school.
Pelreskovich 11
I'm no commenting professional but that, that comment was so terrible..
THE_A_TEEN 28
A lame what? Animal? Human? Spaghetti Monster?
LoveMay 10
20- and ur such a dumb
DocBastard 40
And he STICKS THE LANDING! Directly in the bush! I can't believe it! Here come the votes from the judges...he gets straight 10's! Except the Australian judge gives him a 9.9. That should be good for the gold medal!
auzz1_pride 9
What's your point singling out the aussie judge :o
ipwnallmen 10
OOo ouch, hopefully it wasn't a stickler bush.
linkinpark98 24
Hopefully it wasn't one of bushes that have those awful, prickly little things. Those are a pain to get out of your clothing. :s
perdix 31
You're in Texas, so was it George W., George H. W., or Barbara? It's funny you have anxiety about hitting people with your bike, but you are care-free about brazenly violating the law. Ride on the ******* street like you're supposed to!
gribbles 12
You can actually ride your bike on the sidewalk. Cops do it here all the time. Plus, to ride on the street, you need to have lights on it as well.
BrotherTheo 31
Although I'm not as pissy about it as Perdix is, he's right. If you're on a bike you shouldn't be on a sidewalk, it's really unsafe. If you're not ready for the streets, practice in an empty park or something. Tons of folks get hurt this way. This aside, panic attacks suck, I'm sorry OP, But...Ya if you're not ready to ride like that then... Don't.
perdix 31
I would complain about being called "pissy," but that would sound pissy. I just can't win!
geod69 8
All the time