Kids, Pranks and Work: Amazing idea, idiots

Amazing idea, idiots

By zain - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

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By anonymous - 10/06/2009 22:50 - United States

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 21:53 - United States - Springboro

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 18:43 - United States - Springfield

Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML

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By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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Saturday 4 June 2011 12:04

sadistic little bastards !

ribbyc80 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 12:37

that's when u yell " there's a poo in the pool"!! and the last kid in might actually need saving.... or they like poo.

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flighted 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:34

I would have kicked every single one of their bebe kid behinds out of that pool

luvlysc 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:35

those kids sound like a$$holes. classic.

theonlysweetpea 10

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:36

**** that #88! I can't swim

howie711 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:03

Dude that sucks. I'm a lifeguard too and I hope that never happens to me. FYL!!!

Crncj 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:05

stupid ass kids

griffior 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:20

Now I want to try that.

Jodylove 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:26

dumb kids :P haha

trentp14 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:27

haha that's dick man except try that when they are drowning for real that sucks and if they in shock and they are spastically kicking yea that sucks

PinkBeatdown 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:36

that's funny... me and my friends did that too... it might be upseting to u but it's fun to them

drummerboy957six 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:44

oh dude I soo know how that is. haha I'm a lifeguard too

BabbiiLovvee 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:35

no one cares.

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