Kids, Pranks and Work: Amazing idea, idiots

Amazing idea, idiots

By zain - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

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boyguydudemalema 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 12:04

sadistic little bastards !

ribbyc80 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 12:37

that's when u yell " there's a poo in the pool"!! and the last kid in might actually need saving.... or they like poo.

Comments

JRFaceless 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:55

Woah that's awesome

ChocolateTherapy 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:24

genius

sneakyfox99 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:51

hahahahahahahah those kids are funny

Lisa89 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:54

You know as a lifeguard you have the power to kick them out of the pool?

bballc 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:26

Did anyone win?

RokNRoll11 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:21

dang what total jerks

Chrispayne 4

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:41

Everyone is saying save the cute one instead save the ugly one to mess south there heads. Then luck them out. Wonder if it's illegal like pulling a fire alarm