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Alexa, play "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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luvppl 6

Friday 19 August 2011 15:57

And parents say that our generation is stupid....

IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Friday 19 August 2011 16:00

that's why it's called breakdancing :D

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sciencekidster1 8

Friday 19 August 2011 16:58

Wow...your daughters counting off the days till she leaves for college

Zombie65 0

Friday 19 August 2011 17:00

Thus the reason the word Younger is key here

TiSa_fml 0

Friday 19 August 2011 17:05

Lol funny

PapSmearNinja 4

Friday 19 August 2011 17:07

you forgot to get really high!

stevieb123 7

Friday 19 August 2011 17:14

Lol

BouriblogCom 6

Friday 19 August 2011 17:17

man you are cool because of your music, but you've gotta learn that when you grow up your physical abilities just aren't the same.

hahalaughing 0

Friday 19 August 2011 17:19

oh...welll this is why we think our parents arent cool.

allinicolesmh 0

Friday 19 August 2011 17:28

You are one cool mom!

IndigoAcrylic 9

Friday 19 August 2011 17:33

Dude! I wish my parentals were that cool!!! ;D

photomark 2

Friday 19 August 2011 17:34

Your awful

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