In Pain
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Alexa, play "Medication" by Spiritualized
Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
Top comments
qazaq 1
That bites
Pelreskovich 11
Crush up the pills, you'll feel nothing but happy very, very shortly.
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Comments (148)
dragonmaster2 0
guess you can use a straw.
niznor99 6
Merry trippings to you when they finally kick in :)
salsa324 0
That sucks!
KVKdragon 26
I'd be playing video games or sleeping. That's two fun ways to escape reality. Find your own way to escape reality OP :)
Alphabake 3
But you can write, read and relax,can't you?Hope you recover soon: )
DEADANDDIVINE 7
Don't understand how this is classified as a "FML"
AmbrosiaWriter 17
The "I can't laugh/smile/eat" bit made it a huge FML for me. I'm easily amused and I tend to eat small meals several times a day rather than three large meals, so I'd be starving.
Akharr01 5
I would be happy, gives you an excuse to: loose weight, not laugh at lame jokes, not reply to ppl, and not have to smile back at other people
Jewnut 0
Well if the pain meds havent kicked in you really don't have a reason to be smiling or laughing
jarad206 0
Time for a little XBOX!!!
knoxxx 22
First world problems. At least you can afford the surgery and keep your mouth healthy, OP. As someone who's had multiple dental surgeries, not a lot of sympathy here. This really isn't an FML. You signed up for this.