In Pain
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Alexa, play "Medication" by Spiritualized
Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
Top comments
qazaq 1
That bites
Pelreskovich 11
Crush up the pills, you'll feel nothing but happy very, very shortly.
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Comments (148)
RedPillSucks 33
You picked a bad time to stop using quaaludes.
coolchick1130 9
try having jaw surgery and having your jaw wired shut for 8 weeks. yeah that sucks. liquid diet :P
BOOM_Sucka 3
Cheers to narcotics! :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Rest on it. Nicely worded.
Kerryann122 3
Dude that sucks Im so sorry!
lovelife9 12
Time for the use of sign language(; it's fine I know sign language.
OfficeNinja 5
Whatever you do....DON'T THINK OF CLOWNS!! and certainly not about CLOWNS ON FIRE!!
ninjake9 0
Can you cry?:'(
Calyx_fml 22
There's a Barry Manilow song for this FML.
iBiteRoses 22
NO ONE deserves something like this. :(