In Pain
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Alexa, play "Medication" by Spiritualized
Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
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qazaq 1
That bites
Pelreskovich 11
Crush up the pills, you'll feel nothing but happy very, very shortly.
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unko_oa 0
Bud work faster, better, and safer then any pain killer in a pill. Worse comes to worse you just fall asleep.
RedPillSucks 33
Bud? As in the beer? She would have to drink 20 or so just to be buzzed enough not to care about the pain. Then she'd encounter the uncomfortable bloating. However, since peeing is not one of the activities she can't do, she would be all set to spend the rest of the evening on the toilet, in too much pain, yet not drunk enough to ignore the pain.
unko_oa 0
Nope the other bud. Research from collages not government proves the us helps almost everything with out hurting your body. When proper used.
delilah09 6
Yeah, unfortunately, it also makes you forget how to spell too. Right # 56?
cooLING 0
OP, go take a nap. By the time you wake up, the medication will have set in. Trust me, that is the only way to go in a situation like that. Keeping yourself awake is just plain old masochism.
perry_sameh20 18
Awww i know how painful it is :( get well soon. try to take some painkiller pills.
msrabbit625 4
Smh gone be me next week..
livelifeasitis 0
Don't mind me asking. Why did you go for a gum sugery? Sorry, just curious.
Branflakes78 13
FYL for the surgery, but YDI for not cleaning your mouth more often
geod69 8
Weee
Glidefedt 6
You forgot "I can write a FML"
Shayton 12
Can you drink?
DevilBoi69x 0
I feel your pain, just had gum surgery involving a bone graft a few weeks ago. Hang in there, the pain should stop within five to six days