Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom is trying to be quiet, thinking me asleep. This means she will whisper to the dogs in the upstairs hallway, then quietly go downstairs where she will bang the doors so hard that the house shakes. Apparently, she thinks each floor is in its own separate dimension. FML
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, my dog started barking at literally nothing in the middle of the night. I spent 15 minutes convinced there was a ghost or something in my house, only to realize she was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
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deathsupon1 0
Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.
Sionnach 10
How is this an FML? Sure, you're mom might be crazy, but at least it sounds like she's a fun kind of crazy. And hey, how do you know there's no ghost?
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Comments (54)
KurouTenshi 0
you won't be laughing when your mom is writing epic stories and getting paid out the ass for them. everyone thought JKRowling was crazy when she scribbled about wizards and magic on napkins at her diner, but look at her now!
phatdaddy 0
FYL, dude. You gotta get that ghost shit taken care of ASAP, before your property devalues.
cantfightfate 0
who doesn't talk to their dog? get a life, OP.
1ogre 0
maybe you are dead, and she was talking about you
shamille 5
I would be more worried about her having a conversation with the dog...
paulthebassguy 0
I have the same problem - I think my toilet is haunted because every time I go in there I shit myself.
nessalujin 0
Not an FML, more like a that was weird moment.
schnitzel5 0
cat people are faggets, or old women, which is fine.
fawfulster 11
Get some meds to her...
Anodyne 0
Adults playing is just as common as children playing. It isn't a sign of any mental imbalance or personal defect. Adults play just like children, she is playing with the dog, telling him a story because both she, and the dog enjoy the interaction. It doesn't matter what she says to the dog. You overheard a private moment. If you overheard the things I say to my pets when I'm alone you'd think I was insane (I'm not). Alot of people hold unusual beliefs never consider why or think them through. This is perfectly normal, its actually adult play, adult fantasy, and when rationalized it does come up wanting. There is nothing wrong with it, nor is it at all concerning from a mental health perspective. Normality and sanity is a very wide road.