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Alexa, play "Family Snapshot" by Peter Gabriel

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

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perdix 31

You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.

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Rathe 0

Geniuses everywhere...

clumsychik 1

Shouldn't someone have been driving?

hello_therrrreee 5

43 hilarious! cause thats what i was thinking too..

wittygirl 8

I was under the impression that a thumb was a digit.

Epsilonyx 15

Megan Fox would beg to differ. Thumbs are clearly toes.

soupisyummy 13

Thumbs are thumbs. End of story :P

Leigh_Badd 1

I was always told that a thumb is NOT a finger. You gave 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

Asmadasahater 3

All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

sm0kinBCBudz 0

My auntie once argued if a bit of chocolate can kill my dog I told her not with out large amounts and googled it. It says 1 lb. show her and got "**** them there just a bunhc of stoners "

wdd2 5

GOD, MORONS, its a fruit.