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Alexa, play "Family Snapshot" by Peter Gabriel

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

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You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.

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I am glad stupidity didn't pass down to the op.

funny how stupid shit like that can escalate into an intense battle over who's right so quickly.

sandinthewaves 5

It's not

RavenPsychic 0

Your parents are complete idiots. I feel so sorry for you

It's actually an opposable appendage..

KiddNYC1O 22

What does five fingers say to the face? A slap!

tt563562 0

a thumb is NOT a finger!!!!........ im 11 years old and i know this (i think it is)

hateevryone 15

lmao hell naw. People argue about stupid stuff.

8 fingers 2 thumbs! I have never heard of it any other way.

Not my life. I have a ****** up life worth FML, but Im always rejected by the people who run this.