Cars, Accident, Injury and Health: Adding insult to injury

Adding insult to injury

By robinhoood - 20/04/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours, while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up, my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 86 191

You deserved it 3 619

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By superficialheart - 21/01/2012 11:59 - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 465

You deserved it 3 264

Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 747

You deserved it 10 298

By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 223

You deserved it 2 639

By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 395

You deserved it 3 631

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 598

You deserved it 3 219

By thebrokentardis - 22/09/2014 06:45 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 676

You deserved it 5 305

Injury meet insult

By hystcheria - 09/08/2022 16:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 141

You deserved it 160

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 627

You deserved it 4 407

By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 313

You deserved it 3 312

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 587

You deserved it 3 455

friedkabob1225 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:50

i love how the fml is your brother pulling out your leg hairs not the fact that you almost died

0mggirl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:36

that sucks, i had a collapsed lung this summer and it's horrible. good luck.

Comments

cmac86 23

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:11

I'm sure that was the least of your worries, though. right? collapsed lung, internal bleeding, brain damage, etc. I'm sure you worried about the more pressing thing. oh? hair? I'm SO glad you're not a parmedic.

jaybrown 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:45

#39, next time you get hurt and you're stuck in the hospital for days, I don't want you to do anything. Just sit there curled up in a ball (or lying down depending on how badly you got hurt) remembering the crash and crying about it. Don't ask your mom/dad/significant other to bring anything like a laptop or cell for you to do, and don't turn on the TV. I doubt you'll get bored.

XanimalloverX 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:01

I had my laptop when I was in the hospital

dahockeymasta12 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 3:43

Have any of you idiots (especially #39) even thought for a second that had gotten out of the hospital before he posted this? BTW, OP, that sucks.

aertzc 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:54

HAHAHAHA I had to read this 3 times before I realized it was boned and not bagged

Phil9316 7

Friday 18 December 2009 2:37

Lmaooo T-Bagged going 60mph hahahahah. thats funny.

spank_my_toaster 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:51

Today, I got T-bagged by a tranny going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while with blue balls, Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my ball hairs. FML. O_O