Embarrassing, Party and Work: A night to remember

A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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Spooky office vibes

By helosthisshit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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Illegal and stupid

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 12:00

Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

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By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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Not funny, guys

By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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cherrybollosm04 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D

Comments

talkradioo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:53

Nice to know you can still throw a killer party in a recession!

Teejlidd 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:26

muscle relaxants are horrible sometimes my friend took them and couldnt get out of bed for two days

tenkohminsistor 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:03

you could damage your liver or kidneys. luckily i never had the chance to take meds + alcohol when i was too stupid to know any better. wish the same could be said for you.

musicloverr 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:13

HAHAHAHA YDI, but that is one of the most hilarious things i have EVER heard

mattmag 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:40

i hope your boss is as cool as mine

kjd 7

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:09

hahaha~ class~!!!

yesum3 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:30

You deserved that one.

frylock182 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:47

that sucks dude you did not deserve that

teriyaki124 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:19

You're a dumbass. It says on the damn bottle of practically every medication "DO NOT MIX WITH ALCOHOL"

T_dmt78 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:28

HELLLLLLOOOO! This story is so fake! The combo of muscle relaxers and alcohol does not bring out that kind of behavior! It would make you sleepy, loopy, slurring words, etc...but not naked and jumping into a 4 ft cake. Who has a 4ft cake at a BBQ? lame.