A matter of some urgency

By Anonymous - 08/08/2026 18:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
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rmm 0

If I thought I was going to be sick in class, I wouldn't ask, I'd just run out of the room! I feel for you!

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FMLover269 0

I hate it when teachers do that. Give the grammar lesson after the student has emptied out what needs to be emptied.

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fastnfuriousrox 0

ughh i fcking hate when teachers do that.

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Scoochie 0

When I was sick ... my teacher said I couldn't go to the bathroom because he wanted to finish his lesson first... I just ran to the bathroom ... he wasn't mad at all ... If you're sick, just go to the damn bathroom and don't wait till the teacher says you can go .. Cuz else ... well .. you know what happens when you wait ... And I totally agree, FYL. :|

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VooDooXII 0

I can't stand smug teachers like that.

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fmlnem 0

I guess she COULDN'T go to the bathroom.

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yer_mom92 0

if i were her i would have thrown up on the teacher's face.

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NicGstfsn23 0

my chem teacher MR.Petzold is just like that. thankfully nothing like that has happened if i were the girl i would have thrown up on the teacher

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HAHAHAHA I hope the teacher never asks that again!

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random_thought 0

i'm sure that she is more embarrassed than you are! and the teacher probably feels bad, even though he/she's a prick. really, it could've been worse.

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hellosies 0

That is so wrong! Ahahahaha I hope the teacher feels like crap.

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