Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML

by abusedparrot / 08/24/2014 at 8:40am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

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