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Today, I woke up to mah dog jumping on mah bd and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (4422)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

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Well he was cleaning himself, and decided you needed a bath as well. Saliva and a tongue are the best things to wash with. Trust me...

#2 - On 07/16/2014 at 5:05pm by Welshite

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My dog ate his puke then came to lick my face

#4 - On 07/16/2014 at 5:06pm by kost4060

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