Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
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Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
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Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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Nederlander95 14
Glad to say I've never had to go to a party for a pet
Jazzy9999 19
Hey, all pets need a little loving. Though, I do agree that the parents went overboard with that
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Nederlander95 14
Glad to say I've never had to go to a party for a pet
random_cashmere 25
I can agree. It is rediculous. Dogs do not know any better!
clemsi 20
Also depending on the type of dog it is, surprising it might be a bad idea.
DaMann360 19
I love throwing parties for my dog! He gets so excited, prances around and then bumps into the table. It's hilarious
el_mermaid 16
^^^ I don't think he's excited if he's bumping into the table?!
RandomHavoc1 13
Tell your parents to screw off! then you'll be grounded and you'll get to study. *disclaimer: i am not responsible for any injuries your parents give you* ...I encourage you NOT to do this if you want to have a social life for the next 2 weeks.
Jazzy9999 19
Hey, all pets need a little loving. Though, I do agree that the parents went overboard with that
saad2605 16
In that case I feel sorry for farm owners and their friends.
746278Ab 14
Study at the party? Or just enjoy the time there and cram in the morning!
fourmoons 6
He might have not had the supplies he needed with him at the time
ThomasBombadil 31
I like dogs but this ridiculous. So sorry OP.
Keattles 14
Wow.... You had to miss studying for a surprise pet party... I'm sorry OP that sucks. Hope the exam still goes well!
dawsonstar 15
I guess you could say the people at the party were acting like animals.
Nilorak 24
We are animals, so we don't have to act like it.
Traitoro 9
I...am not...an ANIMAAAAL!
chris_42 11
Make sure you give the dog his birthday kiss.
N7Krolord 3
I wouldve brought the study material and found a quiet place like the car
Verst 16
Don't bitch out on your dog.
Nilorak 24
It's your dogs birthday, and you worry more about studying for an important exam?
toaster123 11
Really what has this world come to.