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Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31960) - you deserved it (3239)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

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pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.

#7 - On 12/15/2011 at 7:12pm by HoboSmeller

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Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.

#2 - On 12/15/2011 at 7:08pm by txgirl2013

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