Sucks to be you, but I hope your eye twitched while he was talking to you. A little muttering under the breath wouldn't hurt either.
Fake blood washes off easily.
The real stuff can be very difficult, especially when you're still on the adrenaline rush after killing. It get even harder when the cops come and your conscience kicks in -- you're not the bad-ass sociopath you thought you were, huh?
Haunted hayride? Nice alibi, but it's not a license to kill.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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