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Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36517) - you deserved it (3947)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sucks to be you, but I hope your eye twitched while he was talking to you. A little muttering under the breath wouldn't hurt either.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:06am by SaintJimmy

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Fake blood washes off easily.

The real stuff can be very difficult, especially when you're still on the adrenaline rush after killing. It get even harder when the cops come and your conscience kicks in -- you're not the bad-ass sociopath you thought you were, huh?

Haunted hayride? Nice alibi, but it's not a license to kill.


#3 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:17am by perdix

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