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By worldsbestjobgonebad - / Monday 19 October 2009 06:08 / Canada
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Sucks to be you, but I hope your eye twitched while he was talking to you. A little muttering under the breath wouldn't hurt either.

Fake blood washes off easily. The real stuff can be very difficult, especially when you're still on the adrenaline rush after killing. It get even harder when the cops come and your conscience kicks in -- you're not the bad-ass sociopath you thought you were, huh? Haunted hayride? Nice alibi, but it's not a license to kill. MWAHAHAHA!

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Sucks to be you, but I hope your eye twitched while he was talking to you. A little muttering under the breath wouldn't hurt either.

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So.... Where's the FML? It said he stopped you for questioning, not he took you in. This FML sucks ass.

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It's still an inconvenience, and not every cop is going to play by the "innocent untill proven guilty" moral. When I was in a car accident a month ago, the first cop on the scene started yelling at me like it was my fault after 5 seconds of "assessing" the situation. The second cop chewed the first one's ass out that it was NOT my fault and in fact the other guy, but it was still aggravating. I woulda had some fun though. "Do you know of a stabbing that took place

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I do that all the time, there was a cop down the street from me and as I walked by I was like "how did they find me already I just killed the guy 20 mins ago" and I booked it up the street and they were just laughing :p

Fake blood washes off easily. The real stuff can be very difficult, especially when you're still on the adrenaline rush after killing. It get even harder when the cops come and your conscience kicks in -- you're not the bad-ass sociopath you thought you were, huh? Haunted hayride? Nice alibi, but it's not a license to kill. MWAHAHAHA!

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I'm a sociopath!!! for some things. for example, stabbing a guy who grabbed my ass. I still love though!!!

I know how you feel. I work at a haunted hayride in Ontario too, scared the shit out of my high roommate and friends in full Joker looking makeup. Love life. Do you work at Colasanti's pherhaps?

I work at a haunted house too, but this isn't an FML, unless he took you back to the station for questioning or something.

that stabbing oh well you know how sometimes you just feel like killing someone. well dang it all it struck yesterday.

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