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Today, while working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43132) - you deserved it (3008)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Run outside.
Slap it out of her hand.
Run inside.

Fyl, honey...

=)

#1 - On 08/14/2009 at 6:14am by Jazzywrites007

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It's annoying when people talk about doing something and then don't do it.

#3 - On 08/14/2009 at 6:18am by 24788

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