Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
Today, I was at work when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little "Happy Birthday" to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, I found out that my work threw me a birthday party alongside my coworker’s birthday. Said coworker spread a rumor, telling everyone that I wanted each person to buy me flowers and cake. Everyone thought that I was a weirdo for asking for those things from them. I wasn't at work today. FML
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Top comments
Econforthwin 15
While thy customer is a huge jerk, chucklefuck is a pretty funny name to call someone. Sorry OP I'm sure you aren't one.
Noah197099 17
"Chucklefuck bitch." You Aussies sure are creative.
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Econforthwin 15
While thy customer is a huge jerk, chucklefuck is a pretty funny name to call someone. Sorry OP I'm sure you aren't one.
hugozac88 22
Lol I've never heard that before
Econforthwin 15
Nor have I it's pretty unique.
KhaleesiDannie 26
I prefer dunderfuck but chucklefuck is funny too
watermelon15 35
Some people...
confushon 12
What the chucklefuck is going on?
ILookAtFMLs 13
**** juggling thunder **** is the most creative insult I've heard
FoxHunt9119 19
A friend of mine came up with one... Pony pumping cum dumpster
Akoni 18
I'm guessing she didn't leave a tip...
teentee401 37
People don't usually tip cashiers
doctorhook86 25
#21: No, but that never seems to stop the debit machine from asking me for one whenever I pay with my card.
iShanny 13
In all my 25 years of life, I have never seen a debit card machine that asks for a tip. Where exactly do you shop?
clemscott 10
We don't tip in Australia
Dillyduzit 23
I'm sorry, OP. You don't deserve that for being friendly. I, for one, absolutely adore extra nice cashiers!
Just_A_Tree 20
A nice cashier is great, small talk is nice. Small questions or even a few comments on my items (if it's none too personal) is great. And OP, I think it's safe to say it's not her birthday. Or is it her birthday, but she's celebrating it alone and your polite questioning made her feel embarrassed? We may never know.
RMLrapemylife 14
Kill her.
khaoticpanda 28
Incoming news: Killer going by the name of 'chucklefuck' on the loose
lolcat97 28
#4 Judging by both your username and your comment, I wouldn't mess with you.
watermelon15 35
O.O oh god. His user.
DarkRealmGolem 9
your username and comment are perfect I don't know why you're getting downvoted
Kazze 31
She called you a WHAT? I've NEVER heard that before. I'm gonna have to use that now. Anyway, that girl seems like a huge bitch. Maybe the cake was for someone she hates (like an ex) or something, but there's no need to take her anger out on you. She needs help.
delude 26
Why would she get a cake for someone she hates?
Eloxia 7
Revenge cake. She's going to sing happy birthday and then throw it in the street.
bcausefuthatswhy 6
It's not like they will eat the poison if they KNOW it's poison. A cake with "Definetly not poisonous" on top, should do the trick :)
Kazze 31
I worded that kind of stupid. There are some circumstances where she could have to get a cake for someone she hates, like a wedding or something. I wasn't thinking fully, I guess. I've also been having bad luck with commenting, lately.
cheeeksss 29
At this point, I would continue smiling and pretend like it didn't bother me at all. She really isn't even worth it. Keep your positive attitude, OP.
weveallbeenthere 30
lol, a chucklefuck bitch. I'm going to have to save that phrase for a few coworkers. The cake was probably just for her to eat alone.
watermelon15 35
For your coworkers' sakes, please don't save that
nakagi 4
53 it's a joke...
Roskosity 22
Chucklefuck bitch. That's a new one.
kirbs19 37
Maybe it's an Australian thing...
brittaaany_93 38
I'm Australian, and I've heard some pretty weird things, but I've never heard anything like this in my life.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Okay, First of all, I've been in customer service for 8 years, and this is a perfect example of how big an asshole people can be. Second of all, this is my favorite new insult! hahaha
unidentifieduser 23
So this is what happens when you're nice to customers and trying to engage with them? Well then..