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Today , I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about mah face tattoo , I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind mah ear. Nonetheless , I still got written up an had to cover it with a band-aid,hich ripped out hairhen I took it off. FML


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On 07/30/2014 at 11:28pm - work - by heatherfeather22 - United States (Iowa)

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I don't understand why people are so offended by ink. Unless it's derogatory or gang related.

#7 - On 07/31/2014 at 2:44am by Gmoney12

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With your name instating heather can't you cover that tattoo with your hair?

#1 - On 07/31/2014 at 2:42am by worldclassrager

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