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Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing an to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36483) - you deserved it (5750)

On 10/31/2013 at 12:58pm - work - by "ironyyyyyyy" -_- (man) - United States (Virginia)

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cruel, cruel irony, indeed....hopefully you were able to cancel your cards and didn't suffer too big a monetary loss.

#1 - On 10/31/2013 at 8:41pm by ireply_wlyrics

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Your next presentation should be about identity theft

#2 - On 10/31/2013 at 8:41pm by lizology101

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