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Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML


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On 05/31/2012 at 9:20pm - work - by Elmoo - Netherlands

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Those coins have been far worse places, trust me. As a cashier myself, I just go with the assumption that all the money is absolutely disgusting, so just don't touch your face and wash your hands after your shift

#2 - On 06/01/2012 at 2:45am by WCARlover

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Omg that's freaking nasty

#1 - On 06/01/2012 at 2:45am by ollallie

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