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Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23696) - you deserved it (2312)

On 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Tay - Australia (New South Wales)

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you should thrown em down and yelled "AW HELL NO"

#2 - On 02/17/2012 at 2:50am by badass243

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That's beyond disgusting. -_-

#1 - On 02/17/2012 at 2:50am by TinyEMT

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