Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, upon applying for a new job to leave my old crappy job I was informed by my new potential employer that he was unable to hire me because he is friends with my current boss. FML
Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my two weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML
Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
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Top comments
ICATiger 13
1- work really hard 2- get promoted 3- Fire all of them (Like A Boss)
HandsomeRatch 20
Well that's not fair of them, they don't even know you. Sounds awesome to work with them.
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Comments (73)
HandsomeRatch 20
Well that's not fair of them, they don't even know you. Sounds awesome to work with them.
Poser1337 5
Sounds like some awesome and mature awesome people in general. >.>
SecretMe00 5
Earn their respect or **** them! Who cares.
Jakesterk96 8
*raises hand*
efro4472 1
I've seen this FML before a loooong time ago, you fail..
tjv3 10
OP ifeel for you but give it time
gojira666 7
The first day you have to knock out the tougest guy in the office. Or was that just prison?
22cute 17
The place I now work started off that way. I replaced a man who committed suicide. People who missed him took it out on me & I didn't even know about it for half a year. Truly stupid people lacking basic self control.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Good job boss
CareFace 16
Good bob joss.
yummy_richkid 3
Boob god piss
Suchagoonnn 4
NO GOD PLEASE!!!! NO!! NO!!! NOOOOO!!! (please get the reference)
SammySteel 6
The Office
unluckiestperson_fml 14
This FML immediately reminded me of Ross in Friends when he becomes the guy in 3B who didn't give money to Howard the Handyman, and becomes immediately hated.
absolutegrrr 7
36 wins.
Goatinsfriend 8
Ah, lucky you. I feel bad for you. FYL.
AceArctic 4
Your sarcasm is weak, young padawan.
bustub2 8
Just do your best and kill them with kindness. They will come around. I just went through the same thing. Bringing a box of doughnuts won't hurt either.
ICATiger 13
Doughnuts.... *dribbles*
thiscrazything 1
Yep, bribery by way of food is usually a thing.
SecretMe00 5
Oh yes, suck up to them. That'll work.
thiscrazything 1
Good thing. ..... (iPhone error)
GenaALazer 22
you're that guy..
ICATiger 13
1- work really hard 2- get promoted 3- Fire all of them (Like A Boss)
midnight165 5
Sounds like a plan
iceman420son 7
Yup
CEG3 0
Well I guess all you can do is try to be the next well-liked guy then
fmessiah 19
Blend into the shadows for awhile, and then step into the light and own the stage, with your hardwork, gracefullness and good looks.
AceArctic 4
Or with doughnuts.
bustub2 8
I like the doughnut idea.
ZealIFeel 7
That's how Dexter does it.
kittenvks 11
I'd be careful where I put my lunch if I were you OP