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Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37989) - you deserved it (5861)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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Eat up, big boy :)
Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

#4 - On 10/25/2011 at 6:13pm by yadisingh

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Aw, how sweet

#2 - On 10/25/2011 at 6:12pm by Reign

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