Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML
by Shane / 02/08/2011 at 2:58am / Work
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"Up until I was 18, I thought you only had to wipe once after taking a dump. I just figured an itchy butt and brown underwear streaks were a part of life." -Thad Cassel.
#6 - On 02/08/2011 at 10:15am by Superflyshyguy
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Maybe just reach back and scratch your ass.. I think it would be much more effort to use plywood..
#8 - On 02/08/2011 at 10:29am by Trace01m
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