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Man or woman?

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33614) - you deserved it (3573)

On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Can you say cougar. Haha

#1 - On 10/21/2010 at 5:05pm by tdub10

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If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast.

Let her fingers linger.

#8 - On 10/21/2010 at 5:18pm by perdix

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