Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML
Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML
Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to take a short cut driving through the snow. I skidded to avoid an oncoming car and ended up in someone's garden, inches from their brand new extension. The house belonged to a police officer. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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Top comments
fmElle 0
wow talk about over reacting
nitrogirl 0
did they pay you??
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Comments (76)
hobo_lowbo 0
first!
Ali_Br_fml 33
#1 won't be that way for long, & seriously?! Good job op. You Failed at life. It still sucks to be you...
chuchurocket 4
I love you too
firstdbzmaker 15
haha this is funny
selenagirl_fml 0
YDI....
cantfightfate 0
who would call the police for someone doing their yardwork?
_TONGAN_ 5
where's #1?
selenagirl_fml 0
in my tummy... well, her/his comment is...
Shookitup 0
you have a weird name OP.
Izzy_babii 0
Lol OP was cutting the neighbors "bush"
Crlnprz 11
so?
JohnGraveline 0
Lol. Your job is cutting peoples bush??
Mickay1232 0
lol haha #51 and #67 I was thinking the same thing!! ur job is cutting someones bush lol
monstermaniac 0
u r hot
islandjew247 0
I was number one...for like 2 mins...yay!! :) ♥
Sunset_Taco 0
well, when you go to a random persons house and cut off their pubic hair, what do you expect?
twnftw 0
SANCHEZ
kewlster1 0
what?? btw fail ahha
Izzy_babii 0
omg there's these people that live down my road and their last names are Sanchez and they let their dog kill my kitten!!!! >:(
Benelli_SkM 0
52- THOSE BASTARDS
Igor_g5 0
Next time make sure you're at the right place dummy.
Bloodberry 0
op forgot to drink some smart water :D
lickmyjock 0
at least you turned the trimmer on, right?
hobo_lowbo 0
third!
selenagirl_fml 0
..... hmmm.... since when is 5 3?
CloudEnvy 17
When you minus 2.
justsayfuck 5
The stupidity of people keeps on amazing me.
fmElle 0
wow talk about over reacting
nitrogirl 0
did they pay you??
jajajapun 5
The only reason they called the police was probably so they didn't have to pay you.
karina_said 0
how could they have not noticed someone doing their yard?.. they must of noticed him before and allowed him to continue working or something. when ever we pay someone to do ours they make alot of noise so its kind of hard not to notice ...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Maybe they thought he was a con man or a beggar, doing their lawn in hopes of getting paid afterwards. Kinda like how those charities send you free crap, then ask for a donation.
Ariasmake_1 0
dumass!
IscoreOnU 19
It's dumbass, dumbass.
taylorbear3397 0
wait... but didn't you do them a favor?