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By Unluckiest Guy of the group - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
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ILoveTabz 0

Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

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REX50ROC 0

YDI for even having such a dumb convo

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TheRealBruce 12

Well they are no different than you they are talking about mythological creatures they won't have a girlfriend any time soon

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Damn_Hippster 11

Although that might be what your friends think, I still think it's unicorns.

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zombicidal 11

I bought a unicorn once but then found out it was a malnourished rhinoceros with a high horn

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fthislyfe 22

I'm attracted to you!!!!!!!

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fakeaccountX 6

You should have answered back with "a group of friends I can respect".

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fthislyfe 22

60: It never hurts to build someone's confidence

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perdix 29

65. That's a sweet thought, but it's also how stalkers and creepers get started. Once you tell some loser you are attracted to him, he might never let it go. Only call truly attractive people attractive. If you want to be nice to an ugly guy, call him sweet or a good person -- he'll get the hint that his face looks like an ugly dog's ass.

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fthislyfe 22

71: I know. Telling someone: "I'm attracted to your personality" equals: "you're soooooooooooooooooo ugly"

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MrBoredGuy 1

OP could just date Bigfoot

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ActionManly 11

You know what you have to do OP? Get a girlfriend. That'll show them!

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rudysayshi 4

he did set himself up though but that does suck

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scrapmetal58 9

Well OP, maybe there's a nice man out there for you...

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winter_or 0

Lol nice of them. May I suggest new friends?

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Megan36 3

awww I'm so sorry ;( this happens to me all the time my friends always say I will never be happy because I will nv have a bf cause I'm so ugly

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Humanspider 18

#13 is right. He deserves it for being in such a stupid conversation.

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gators1995 30

That is messed up

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ILoveTabz 0

Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

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springbok_fml 2

reproducing with a girl that doesn't exist? thats some powerful sperm!

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ILoveTabz 0

Yes powerful sperm is very rare these days

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ILoveTabz 0

I don't think it's chuck Norris dear

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EvilPotato 14

41 is Chuck Nurris, Chuck Norris' long lost cousin?

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brando_jones96 0

chuck norris might be gay...

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Haganbottom234 8

78, you crazy bastard, what if Chuck Norris reads that?

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smartguy13v 2

Chuck Norris said he was hungry for people who say he's gay.

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ILoveTabz 0

This is such a random conversation haha

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MrBoredGuy 1

Chuck Norris is a homophobic piece of shit, true fact, he might as well lead the westboro baptist church

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brando_jones96 0

im just sayin...hes always with other guys and ive never seen him with a chick. but thats just the amurcan way, aint it?

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Joshoa123 16

All glory to the Hypnotoad.

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ninja7117 0

no, Chuck Norris is not gay and never will be gay. because Chuck Norris is a man and real men are not gay.

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HeavyScout 0

123- No, the "American" way does not involve being homosexual. It involves Big Macs, beer, hot dogs, and a nice ball game to watch.

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maz255 10

167...and proud of it WOOO AMERICA!!!! *waits for thumbs down from non-americans* c'mon...you know you wanna

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

123-Jackass, he has a wife and two children.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Yes. All Americans are fatasses. Good thing we're the only country that can afford to do that. (I'm looking at you Greece)

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TheRealEllieSan 9

106- it's Bazinga, not zing

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No_LoveMM 3

Jesus can walk on water, but chuck Norris can swim through land.

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brando_jones96 0

im sorry 4 not knowing chuck history...im just sayin... i still luv walker texas ranger no matter what!

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stephanieeDawnx 0

123 & 120. I hope Chuck Norris pees on you. That is all.

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deadandlovingit 0

FYL and yay me 1st ^_^

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iknowimawesome 13

No! You third!

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Person1233 12

>2011 >announcing your comment number. I hope you don't do this.

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olpally 32

That's why you get thumbs down for not being first and no one cares anyways..Way to go smart one...

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anteup623 14

You need new friends, hombre. And the answer is sphinx. Bam.

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killak41 9

I would've gone with the chupacabra but I guess a sphinx works

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ReynshineCutting 10

Unicorns are totally real. I have one. Look at my picture. Duh.

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tona01 16

Cthulhu isn't a mythological creature, unless you live in lovecraft's universe But still cthulhu is the coolest galactic evil god in the universe

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speshlk37 13

I swear to Christ, I snorted when I read this one...

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spazzychild 12

I'm sure you will discover that species some day:)

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Hockey_fan 0

In the magical land of imagination is the only place he's finding her

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twofirstnames 12

It would make sense if it was a mermaid or something but I'm sure there's a girl out there, you just have to find her. FYL for having rude friends (if any of that makes sense?) haha(:

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dcg1375 7

Not rude. Just sarcasm. And if you can't be sarcastic with your friends then FYL.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm going to get thumbed down for this but, I don't get it.

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taytoc 10

Op was having a convo on which type of creature (mythical as in may or may not exist.) and they said it would b a girl that is attracted to op (its saying that not even in myths would a girl like op)

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holybuckets 0

They were discussing mythical creatures that couldn't possibly exist, Which is a pointless topic to be discussing. But they decided it would be a girl that likes the OP implying that no girls like him.

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imustbeinsane 2

They were debating what creature is least likely to exist, they picked "a girl thats attracted to OP" as the least likely to exist, beating the likes of unicorns, dragons, and pokemon

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Ok I get it. Thanks, sorry for the late reply...

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pantherpride98 10

Ya, after a while, u get use to it. I did.

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chimcharx3 15

Coming from someone using a picture of Alex Evans. Truth hurts (:

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tona01 16

101 you're 13 way too young to be so depressing, go be happy, and rescue the shit out of more animals

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weirdowithsocks 0

awhh, that suckss. maybe your babies will her will be cute(:

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deathzeer 1

you have to admit, they have an awesome sense of humor; you just got owned.

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