Living the dream
By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong
By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia
By RipeFlame - 14/01/2015 03:05 - United States - Pompano Beach
By BilletsDoudous - 15/01/2015 06:51 - France
By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 15:12 - United States
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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
By hegchog12 - 16/01/2015 02:38 - United Kingdom
What makes this FML worse is that I still live and work in Scotland. I brought it up with my boss, turns out he thinks it's "disrespectful" to put on my "fake" accent after the referendum. I really must look for a another job. I don't want to offend anyone but Im one of the few people in the Scottish highlands that don't speak the "queens English".
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By Elrond Hubbard - 24/01/2015 19:25 - United States
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By nsb124 - 28/01/2015 08:07 - United States
Hey guys. Thanks for the support! I did file a restraining order and we are waiting to see what the outcome is. I said she is absolutely obsessive and she won't leave me alone.