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Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Top comments

s0m3guy2010 21

Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.

drunkmunkey 24

little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking

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Comments (26)

Jasim 17

Oh crap.

quickit 24

Did you even try to make a half deucent pun?

sstahpp 33

Don't be a party pooper.

kpohil 13

I think you mean oh shit

Georick7 19

They are just full of shit aren't they?

FluffyPandas156 13

sometimes people Gotta be assholes. don't let that get to you again OP. You're just in those situations where you are in the wrong place at the wrong time

MGS428 8

why the flying **** does this have so many downvotes?

s0m3guy2010 21

Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.

sstahpp 33

Randy Marsh beat Bono...hahaha

brasiliano 16

Bieber is the biggest piece of shit I have seen

biebahood 15

picking on a global celebrity online? I'm sorry to interrupt but being an asshole to someone solely based on stereotypes is shitty.

brand125 17

35 - when you put yourself out there to be a celebrity, you accept and invite all of these types of comments, otherwise dont be a famous singer where people will wanna talk about you.

biebahood 15

I know #37 it's true n JB got acclimatized to this life a long time ago. It's just that the hypocrisy of some people kinda infuriates me...

Astrum14 24

Judging Bieber based on his public actions has nothing to do with stereotypes. Stereotypes are when you use a group the person belongs to ("white" "male" "young adult") to say things apply to them.

Crossing 17

When fangirls get mad... It's funnier then the fml itself.

biebahood 15

btw, I'm opening a "Manipulation by Media on Bieber" Research Academy. You all are kindly invited (:

manowarkidd 8

i loved that episode lol. bono no hurt the bitty. the bitty good. sorry dada lolol

UhHuhHoney 20

Another shit related FML post...

thetitanium 3

Oh, shit. Well said!

sstahpp 33

This shit is everywhere.

bluebluhblou 15

so are you...

UhHuhHoney 20

I think that person was referring to me

drunkmunkey 24

little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking

gintwinsmoore 20

I thought it was because they're just nervous. lol

verysmarmy 11

It's both. They're nervous because they know that they can't take a dump without everything from the middle of their stomachs to their tails ripping off.

MrSarary 26

This is a perfect example of abuse of power. You could try to refute the fine.

igive 29

Imagine op presenting a picture of his chihuahua next to the turd for evidence. "As you can see, your honor, my dog is far to small to have taken that dump."

MrSarary 26

Sounds like a movie I'd go and see.

vargaso 17

It is annoying for people who take walks

BrotherPhil 35

Nobody is denying that. OP'S point is that they were fined not only for something that they were not responsible for, but for something that they patently could not have been responsible for. OP is not his brother's sweeper.

Blodwast 16

YDI for not picking up your dog's poop.

BrotherPhil 35

_You_ deserve it for not reading the post.

meli1195 31

I really wonder if some of these people even read the post before they comment on it.

miianah1 22

13, I was a little bit confused at first too. I thought OP was was saying that he didn't have to pick up his dogs poop because it was too big (and was exaggerating about the length). Which in that case, would be a YDI. But it's actually the fact that it's not his dog's poop. We're so dumb. XD at least I looked for an explanation before voting or commenting

gintwinsmoore 20

So........did you get it up though???

jinxy333 13

well aren't you having a shitty day then :P some people are just bitches...ignore it