By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George
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Maddy_moore's favorite FMLs
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By InDisbelief - 12/04/2013 20:17 - United States - Racine
Denial
By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland
Work is work
By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 17:58 - United Kingdom - Wigan
By banana_tree - 21/04/2014 21:26 - United Kingdom
By tothebaneofkings - 23/04/2014 04:20 - United States
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By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis
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He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.
By livingamongtheflowers - 15/05/2014 05:40 - United States
The L word
By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco
What's on your mind?
By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 22:06 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 15/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Tuscaloosa
By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw
By Blöde Gans - 25/11/2014 16:14 - United States - Ormond Beach
By TaddM21 - 02/01/2015 03:18 - United States - Salem
By Sisterly Love - 02/01/2015 05:37 - United States - Saline
Are you kidding me?
By bingalingading - 03/01/2015 01:46 - United States - Owosso
By thxmom - 04/01/2015 17:25 - United States - West Jordan
Thank you for being there for me
By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix
By exuberant_orange - 08/01/2015 15:56 - United States - Fort Myers
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Hey OP here, it's awesome this got posted! Follow up for some people with questions: This girl came to my school while I was out on sick leave, so being she was in the same class as the BF and I; she got to know him before I came back. He told her he was taken but apparently since I wasn't actually there this didn't phase her. The boyfriend is rather creeped by this girl's psycho tendencies, and has tried to avoid her the entire time I was gone, when I came back we figured she would see us together and drop the crush. This backfired apparently. XD Anyhow my boyfriend and I found her and talked to her later and tried to calmly explain that we were together. She was quiet long enough for us to finish. She mostly seemed really embarrassed and actually apologized! Hopefully she'll stop sending me poisonous looks now. :p But all is (for the most part) well now. Thanks everyone!
By EvilBubbles - 09/01/2015 03:45 - Trinidad and Tobago - Woodbrook
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Lol guys! This is my post and the anal sex argument was on and off all day. My laptop did an automatic audio test without my permission haha the whole class laughed about it today, all good.
Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.