Good morning

By erlad678 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 241
You deserved it 2 520

Top comments

bigphill1333 0

I smell new house renovations!


bigphill1333 0

I smell new house renovations!

Reminds me of when I got a tank and I blew Cleveland's bathroom up. It was a good day...

C6Racer 0

How bout that time you bought that giraffe?

He didn't buy the giraffe, since there were no cops he stole it from the zoo :)

Since when is woken a real word? How about "I awoke to the sound of my shit hole house falling apart." #grammarfail

squirell_AIDS69 0

I would love to know how this happened. Sucks for you OP.

whippymcdumb4zs 0

most likely rotten ceiling joists, happens if you don't preform regular maintenance on the house

mandypandypants 4

Shit dude. do live in a trailer? Ydi for buying a shitbox.

JuuuusssstFML 0

if she lived in a trailer she wouldn't have a kitchen smart ass

squirell_AIDS69 0

You do know trailers can have a kitchen area, right?

JuuuusssstFML 0

yes a kitchen area not a full kitchen

dumbass, even multi million dollars mansions can fall apart or have all kind of problems or building flaws or decay due to poor maintenance, stop being a wiseass and shut up please

schwancy 2

There are mobile homes with full size kitchens, bedrooms, and bathrooms.

whippymcdumb4zs 0

yes mobile homes have kitchens, but the ceilings in mobile homes or trailers have a plastic vinyl for a ceiling not Sheetrock, and said vinyl ceiling is light and secured to roof joists, making it impossible to cave. get owned bitches

RKftw 0

25 used Architectural Knowledge. It's super effective!

romano07 0

25 just did a one hit KO on everyone =D

JuuuusssstFML 0

ummm...well...good luck with that?

bhimz1 0

just be grateful your bedroom ceiling didn't hit the floor. take the hint .

Googlieeyes92 0

Atleast you weren't standing under it at the time. That'd be the real FML lolz..

There likely wouldn't be an FML then, take the hint.

I've always had sort of an urge to fall from one floor to another. Can I come over and try it?? Please?!

whippymcdumb4zs 0

you wouldn't be able to, the floor in the room above is probably still intact

therealsuperman 0

at least it wasn't the floor hitting the ceiling