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Back to black
Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13
On the bright side, you now have another black item of clothing to match the rest! see, every cloud..
DontModMeDammit 10
Say it is original and brag about it around the office.
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HannahForbesxo 13
On the bright side, you now have another black item of clothing to match the rest! see, every cloud..
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
has a ******* silver lining.
HannahForbesxo 13
I think the vast majority know how that idiom ends, thanks.
iSitt 0
say it's a Rorschach jacket.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
OHMIGOD YOU'RE WELCOME!!! :D
tinytimmy2 2
do you look like a dalmation?
Zya_fml 8
7 - I really didn't know how that idiom ended and pretty sure the vast majority didn't either so quit it with the attitude, thanks.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
*sigh* Dearest HannahForbesxo, I apologize for my rude behavior, will you ever forgive me? 30- fyi there isn't a "*******" in it just in case you didn't know lol
rallets 22
its just meant to be join the dark side
chomoma 0
u got issues
Jonscarl 0
white jackets never work out.
lonewolf6613 4
add more ink stains and it could be cheeta print?
HannahForbesxo 13
Dear ZombieeeeUnicorn, I gracefully accept your apology and wish to offer my own. It seems my "attitude" may be offensive to some people but I really only mean it in good faith. I do hope I haven't ruined our chance at what could have been the beginnings of a beautiful friendship. xP
a_nutritionist 10
@30 im quite sure the "vast majority" havent been living under a rock their entire lives. you must be an infant, in which case your english and computer literacy are astounding.
lonewolf6613 4
I didn't know what it was supposed to say and neither did my friends. so stop being a jerk. just cause you know something doesn't mean everyone else does. also just cause you don't know doesn't mean that no one understands either. what i'm trying to say is if you don't know then ask. if you do know then answer their question. problem solved?
everyonelovesme 12
******* funny!!! I love yur sarcasm!!!
a_nutritionist 10
@67 you and your friends are idiots.
DontModMeDammit 10
Say it is original and brag about it around the office.
CryMoreFMLs 14
Once you go black.... ...... you can never go back.......
BShady96 0
make it into a zebra suit
Juggalette_623 9
Win XD
Pinkmorgan9 0
Maybe a cow would be easier, haha
DontModMeDammit 10
poop?
642_fml 0
If ive ive learend something in my dads is never were white!!!:)
Zya_fml 8
Let me get this straight...you just learned that your dad is white? That's interesting! (And so if your grammar)
parxxx 0
Why did you say "I've" twice?
chili10 18
I'm pretty sure that those were just type-o's... quit being so snooty.
chili10 18
and btw 29, you didn't finish your question. If his grammar is what?
ipwnlosers 4
It's a weird question. 19 is saying that his grammar it interesting too...
richard121212 0
you are now an official zebra
BShady96 0
or cow
rocketeer_97 1
or skunk
SuperCassie 0
or dalmatian... and the list goes on..
a_nutritionist 10
michael jackson..?
fruitschinpo 0
or just a guy with a white jacket that has a black ink blob on it :P
taytaybirdy 5
That sucks. I guess you should have been watching where you were leaning.
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Stop complaining, you did it yourself dumb-ass...
brad036 0
Dude your pic looks like your eleven. Are you old enough to be calling someone a dumb bitch? Someone should tell your momma. LOL. The lady obviously had a bad day. She didn't blame it on any one else. Learn some respect man.
brad036 0
Dumb ass sorry. Not a dumb bitch
dbt88 15
Toner always manages to get everywhere, especially when changing the cartridge. Shit doesn't come off skin easily either, so it's not really her fault. Calm yourself. I think you're missing the point of this website. FYL, OP.
parxxx 0
Just in case you haven't noticed but this is a website where you complain..
a_nutritionist 10
@31 if it gets everywhere and its her job to do this, then why would she wear a new expensive white jacket to work? no, this is entirely her fault, i have no sympathy for her.
Banana_Pancakes6 0
66 Understands it..
SilentTreatment 7
You should have designed it like that old mentos commercial when that guy sat on a freshly painted white bench with his black suit, rolls around on the bench and makes a new pinstriped suit out of it!
NecroParade 3
Call it ink chic and market the look. The name has a nice ring to it.