By LyraAlluse - 18/05/2014 23:35 - United States - Chandler
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Music is my life. Daft Punk is my Inspiration.
You're Human After All during the Prime Time Of Your Life so don't wait and be Alive, because life isn't Too Long.
When I get older I want to Robot Rock Around The World, I want to make music full of Emotion and I want people to say "play that song, One More Time!" to my songs.
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By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook
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Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco
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By lahiros - 30/05/2014 22:05 - Australia - Bentleigh East

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2014 19:52 - United States
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He got stuck in one of those oddly shaped bathroom trashcans. And it was his tail end that got stuck, so he was sticking out of the trashcan like a jack-in-the-box. Because the can was oddly shaped it was hard to figure out how to get the cat free and make it as humane as possible. Also, the cat kept trying to roll around in the trash can because he thought it would help. My cat isn't the brightest crayon in the package but he is pretty funny.