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Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML


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On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

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If it wasn't meant to be it wasn't meant to be. ..$900 seems like a fair price instead of putting up with an unhappy marriage/divorce, which seems like where this marriage would have gone.

#5 - On 01/11/2012 at 1:03pm by Pelreskovich

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Well I hoped he helped pay the fee...

#1 - On 01/11/2012 at 1:01pm by Roevera

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